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My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.

Videos Childhood Great Family
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The grass, the sound of the ball, the jokes with my teammates - that's what I will miss most. That is what fulfills you most on a daily basis.

Ball Basis Daily Daily Basis
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Facts Government Jokes Just
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Deeds From Time To Time Jokes Make
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Abundant Companionship Equal Good
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Also Because Blonde Dumb
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Mine Obvious People Assume
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

Jokes Life Mean My Life
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People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

After Had Heart Idea
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Big Forgive Great Joke
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I want to be on a show that's not sensitive to racial jokes; I want to be on one where they call me everything and I call them right back. There's blatant racism going both ways. That's what we need.

Show Blatant Both Call
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Jokes Like Look Making
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I now have two different audiences. There's the one that has been watching my action films for 20 years, and the American family audience. American jokes, less fighting.

Action Action Films American American Family
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There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.

African Allowing Comedy Folk
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Fate does not play jokes.

Fate Play Jokes
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I Love Ideas Jokes Love
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My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s era shock jock who all the teenage boys listened to in my school.

Baltimore Boy DJ Era
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I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky joke based on an already-played-out stereotype.

Anything Base Cat Comedian
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Been Funny Jokes Me
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Bunch Cord Go Hear
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

Machine Age Time History
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I enjoy darker sardonic wit more than knock-knock jokes. I spent the first healthy chunk of my career playing all-American, pleasant, average, nice people, so it's fun to have some complications there.

All-American Average Career Chunk
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.

Cracking Forget Jokes Just
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All the truly great stand-ups say, 'I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work.' To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.

Doing End Go Great
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Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, 'This is where I wanna be.'

Back Before Comedians Doing
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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Because Comedian Concern Consider
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Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.

Always Anything Comedy Dealt
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Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It's one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.

Acceptable Butt Jokes Last
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

Regular Sitcoms Terrible Jokes
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

About ILove IThink Jokes
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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

Emphasis Generally Jokes Life
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Some jokes are less agreeable than others

Some jokes Agreeable
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Acquire Enemies Every Hundred
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I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.

Anecdotes Happened How I Can
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

Consisting Could Entirely Good
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Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.

About Always Each How
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

About Adult Bankrupt Cheese
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.

Actor Anything Black Control
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I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.

Love life Friendship Laughter
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Don't insult people base on their mistake or downfall in life,such insults/jokes can make one suicidal if u don't know what to say SHUT UP

Insult people Their mistakes Downfall One suicidal
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