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You really need to watch how people joke with you. People throw a lot of hate and jealousy on the low and cover it with a laugh
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My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.

Videos Childhood Great Family
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that’s walked a song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Life Great Dance Song
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The grass, the sound of the ball, the jokes with my teammates - that's what I will miss most. That is what fulfills you most on a daily basis.

Ball Basis Daily Daily Basis
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Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.

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Anyone who knows me knows that I’m way more of a joker than I am a serious person.

Serious Joker Person Anyone
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The idea that any performer type is owed anything is a joke to me.

Idea Type Joke Owed
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Facts Government Jokes Just
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My joke is that my father was a minister and my mother was an English teacher, so I'm trained to see the world in terms of symbols, which is hard when you just want to make toast.

Father Hard Joke Just
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.

Enough Eternity Joke Just
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Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Deeds From Time To Time Jokes Make
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So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that?

Always Buddies Conservative Fun
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Abundant Companionship Equal Good
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Housekeeping Joke No Funny
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

Entertainment Joke Listen Lonesome
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Also Because Blonde Dumb
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Mine Obvious People Assume
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

Jokes Life Mean My Life
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There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

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People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

After Had Heart Idea
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

Say Things Serious Them
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But for me to have the opportunity to stand in front of a bunch of executives and present myself, I had to hustle in my own way. I can't tell you how frustrating it was that they didn't get that. No joke - I'd leave meetings crying all the time.

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Big Forgive Great Joke
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Alimony Call Changed Divorce
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I'm going to go shopping during my five-hour shift.

Famous Hot Joke Fashion
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I want to be on a show that's not sensitive to racial jokes; I want to be on one where they call me everything and I call them right back. There's blatant racism going both ways. That's what we need.

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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Jokes Like Look Making
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I now have two different audiences. There's the one that has been watching my action films for 20 years, and the American family audience. American jokes, less fighting.

Action Action Films American American Family
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Dirty Every Funny Joke
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
Comic Indeed Joke Mankind
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There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.

African Allowing Comedy Folk
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Fate does not play jokes.

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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I Love Ideas Jokes Love
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

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I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.

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My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s era shock jock who all the teenage boys listened to in my school.

Baltimore Boy DJ Era
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I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky joke based on an already-played-out stereotype.

Anything Base Cat Comedian
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Fashion is kinda a joke. I don't get too bogged down in the clothes. For me, it's one big art project, just a canvas to show that fashion should have a brand which has someone behind it who cares about different contexts. Social things.

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I always joke that, at any given time, I'm supposed to be at two other places.
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I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Been Funny Jokes Me
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

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Nigerians truly have a gift. We can turn the most dire situation into a hilarious joke.

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I'm a happy guy. I like to joke around. I'm irreverent. I love my family; I love my son. I was very happy with and proud of the birth of my son. I grew up a lot after he was born. I'm just an easy and happy guy.

After Around Birth Born
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Funniest Joke Joking Tell
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I enjoy darker sardonic wit more than knock-knock jokes. I spent the first healthy chunk of my career playing all-American, pleasant, average, nice people, so it's fun to have some complications there.

All-American Average Career Chunk
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