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Success is always less funny than failure.

Success Funny Failure
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It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile.

Pitiful You Funny Quick
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I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.

Music Video Funny
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I didn't feel like I was putting anything good into the world, even though it was funny. I wanted to do something more positive that would have an impact. So even when I'm doing naked push-ups or whatever, it's astounding to see how people respond to it.

Impact People Naked Astounding
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Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.

Over Career Unlike Life
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With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

Funny Funny Thing People Rap
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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

Funny Here Everywhere Things
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Funny Thing Here There
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I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

Wet Sun Lot Good
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It’s funny when you coming in first but you hope that you’re last, you just hope that it lasts.

Funny First Hope Last
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I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Normal Sweet Funny Heart
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Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it’s really how it works.

Design Funny Word People
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

Buy Buying Certainly Ever
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Dress Funny Clothes Bow
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Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

Books Funny Little Pieces
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The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment.

Men Idolized Built Their
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A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?

Anything Delusion Fails Funny
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I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Around Attention Being Being Funny
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I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?

Ambitious Anyone Attracted Attracts
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I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

Anybody Because Else Emulate
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I am a very open person, and I'm always nervous of being misconstrued. Sitting in the middle of a restaurant makes me nervous. I feel like I'm being judged. And it's funny that I should feel that way.
Judged Like Makes Me
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I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.

Athletic Bright Funny Just
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I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious.

Comedy Funny Little Play
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People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street.

Crazy Eyes Funny Funny Thing
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You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Along Better Class Funny
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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

Be Prepared Funny Guess Houses
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I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

Being Being Funny Butter Everything
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The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.

Two Things World Share
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Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Everything Funny Yes Positive
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I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

Write Course Material Funny
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Although I have guitars all around, and I pick them up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I write lyrics, and I make up songs, but I'm not a great lyricist or songwriter or producer. It's when you put all these things together - that makes me.

All-Around Although Around Funny
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

About Anything Earth Funny
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Justice Scalia and I served together on the D.C. Circuit. So his votes are not surprising to me. What I like about him is that he's very funny and very smart.

About Circuit Funny He
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Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn't wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

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I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.

Cool Date Fun Funny
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I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies, funny little dark squiggles of hair plastered over her head, with big, dark-blue eyes.

Babies Big Covers Cream
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When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them.

Been Being Being Funny Distressed
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I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

Am Appreciated Because Books
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Big BigTime Childhood Coming
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Any Cease Ceases Die
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Hard To Be Funny
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I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left.

Because Believed Desperate Everything
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Whenever a film allows you to think and feel and take it beyond the moment, I think it's achieved something. And 'Funny Games' does that.

Achieved Beyond Does Feel
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Dirty Every Funny Joke
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I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath.

Beverly Beverly Hills Breath Cool
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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

Anything Funny Nobody Practically
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What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while. What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.

Author Best Book Call
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.

Always Awards Battle Between
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I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.

Comedy Funny Good Humor
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Away Because Fun Funny
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