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"11 Benny Hill Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 21 January 1924. Died: 20 April 1992, | Comedian | Actor |

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Perfect Parachutes Nobody Mean
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Against Girl Half Like
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Afford Again Back Better
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girl Grand Like Pianos
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What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.

American Discovered Humor Love
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If you can mix glamor and gags, then you can catch the audience twice over.

Audience Catch Mix Over
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I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.

Between Bridge Girl Laugh
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I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery.

Cemetery Certainly Family Man
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I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working.

Enjoy Fun Joy Just
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A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?

Anything Delusion Fails Funny
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I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little interest.

Covet Fortune Images Interest
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Benny Hill Quotes & Sayings