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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

God Write Comedy Bad actors
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I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

Thought Cow Funny Line
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If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

Audience Funny Fall
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If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

Physical thing Funny Be real
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I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

Write funny Wife laugh Right track
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I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.
Funny Camera In life
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I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.

Funny Girl Meaning Quirky
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I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

Hamlet Play Aspired Funny
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It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.

About Award Away Becomes
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Backbone Bone Funny Life
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It was funny because right before the whole band broke up, like, we were seven months' pregnant, so my life was going to transition anyway, whether the band was continuing or not.

Anyway Band Because Before
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It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Come Funny Hometown How
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Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Being Funny Get ICan
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I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.

Comic ComicStrips Drawing Funny
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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
Always Funny Just Never
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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Be Strong Funny Really See
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
Also Certain Funny Jews
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

About Becomes Feeling Funny
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I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

Beauty Could Feedback Funny
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I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Naturally funny Enjoyed Spotlight
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Men are funny characters, they must always have something to bemuse them.

Men Funny characters Something
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The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.

About Being Celebrity Funny
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Am Brave Funny I Am
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It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius.
Certain Funny Genius Must
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I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong.

Although Audience Buddy Found
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

About Bore Funny Incidents
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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Funny Humor Kept Know
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.

Actor Anything Black Control
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I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

Anything Anything Else Else Funny
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Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.

Your name Funny thing Stands Everything
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It's so funny because no matter what you say, fans only read and hear what they want.

So funny No matter You say Fans
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Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Laughter Involuntary Funny You laugh
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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Tell people The truth Funny Kill you
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The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it

The problem We live Uptight country Just laugh
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Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.

Pride Funny thing Truly worthless Appear
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

Used to Think Everything Being funny
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There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked.

More sincerity Heart Human relations More silence
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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

You Teach Somebody Funny
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People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.

People Don't realize Really funny Excellent
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If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

Something Shocking Funny Justify
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Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.

Hurting Laugh Someone Funny
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Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

Somebody dies People eat Your food Funny
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Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.

Funny how Little politeness Can change People's mind
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos Midst Funny Order
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What’s funny about being human is we think we have control. It’s all an illusion.

Being human Funny Illusion Have control
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I’ve worked so hard to be where I am today and it’s not funny.Expecting me to fail is a waste of time!

I've worked So hard Expecting me To fail
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Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

Life Dramatic Funny Day
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Think Funny Delicate Subjects
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Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

Stand-up Mission Life Passion
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Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Comedy Funny Young Audiences
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