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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Day Dreaming Find Funny
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
Funny I Think Kid Me
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I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.

About Anything Anywhere Funny
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.

Dying Funny Me Necessarily
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I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.

Chance Countrymen Depressed Distraction
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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.

Because Comic Desire Funny
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It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else.

It's Funny Thing People
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Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

Forgiveness Funny Warms Heart
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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.

About Comedy Confrontation Dark
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It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'

Alright America Been Down
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God has a funny way of using the unusual to do his work.

God Funny Unusual Work
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I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.
Funny Music Person Seriously
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When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

Air Assume Effect Funny
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“Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.”

Everything Funny Laugh
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Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

Trust Hard Come That's
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It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

Audience Funny Going Grueling
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My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.

Born Family Funny Gene
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I was always rewarded for being funny. I liked being funny.

Always Being Being Funny Funny
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My whole life, I knew that I was going to be funny for a living.
Funny Going Knew Life
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You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story.

Am Because Being Being Funny
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I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

Bunch Comedy Could Funny
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You want to be able to really tackle a character and make it a fully-dimensional human being who is complicated, funny, and all the things that a person could be. If you can achieve that, you feel great. You so rarely get to do that as an actress in general, but as a black actress, it's almost never.

Able Achieve Actress Almost
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Been Funny Jokes Me
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Identity is a funny thing, just when you think you have defined yourself. There is always another chapter or another challenge. It is all about getting out of your comfort zone. Until you do you’ll never know what you are capable of.

Identity Funny Defined Comfort-zone
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Funny thing is that in this our business, bigmanism/bigwomanism can make you go hungry.

Funny Business Thing Go hungry
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The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

Best Class Classes Find
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People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on.

Anxiety Deep Funny FunnyStuff
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I consider myself to be first and foremost a comic writer. The way I entertain myself - especially in those long and grim hours in the office - is to write stuff I find funny.

Comic Consider Entertain Find
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We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

Bit Blessed Doing Everyday
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Funny how when you’re very young, you can easily walk to your best friends’ houses. Cherish every genuine friendship/relationship you have when you are in your teens and early 20s. Because when you grow up you will realize all the friends you truly love and care for live far away from you.

Funny Young Walk Best friend
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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.

Bond Easy Extraordinarily Find
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It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well.

Biggest Fear Funny Get
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People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.

People Funny Child Accountant
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.

Most comedy Laugh Expense Hurting
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It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.

Because ByTheTime Die Dying
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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

Drink Much You
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Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.

Began Early Few Funny
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Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.

Choosing Deeper Dudes End
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If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
Comedic Funny Going Laugh
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Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

Death Funny Living Lucky
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I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Down Funny Giggle Just
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

Chose Comedy Funny Inherently
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Fear is what makes comedy funny.

Comedy Fear Funny Makes
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Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Funny Myself See Somebody
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I find many of the people that I've worked with to be incredibly funny.
Find Funny Incredibly Many
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My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.
Come Expecting Just Me
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I went through a phase where I thought it was really funny to make pratfalls in very crowded places. I jumped out of a moving car once, for a laugh. That was a mistake.

Car Crowded Funny Laugh
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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Boring Boring People Drank Drink
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

About Because Big Clothes
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The funny thing is that I've known since I was 7 years old that I was never going to have kids. I always imagined myself as this worldly, traveling gypsy lady.

Always Funny Funny Thing Going
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