I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. - Mitch Hedberg

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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. - Shehu Sani quotes