I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.

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I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke. - Lucille Ball

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