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11 Milton Berle Quotes & Sayings
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11 Milton Berle Quotes & Sayings
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Died: 27 March 2002 |
Comedian
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Actor
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A thing of beauty is a job forever
Milton Berle
Beauty
Job
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Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
Milton Berle
Laughter
Medicine
World
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Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
Milton Berle
Money
Happiness
Helps
Places
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The only place success comes before is in the dictionary
Milton Berle
Success
Dictionary
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Poverty
Disgrace
Inconvenient
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You don't need to travel, laughter is an instant vacation
Milton Berle
You
Travel
Laughter
Vacation
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door
Milton Berle
Opportunity
Knock
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Door
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Good wife
Forgives
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Wrong
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle
Committee
Men
Keeps
Loses
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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Milton Berle
Marriage
Institutions
Man
Wife
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The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
Milton Berle
Problem
Life
Women
Book
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