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2431 Comedian Quotes

Originality is really important.

Originality Important
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We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.

Problems Families Love
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Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

Life Ordeal Poverty Obscurity
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Life doesn't happen to you. It happens for you.
Life Happen You
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I have no limits. I cannot be contained because I am the container.

I Limits Contained
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Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much.

Fear Player Life Decide
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How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That’s all you have to figure out.

Serve World Need Talent
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Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Gain Life Fall apart Heart
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You can spend your whole life imagining ghosts, worrying about your pathway to the future, but all there will ever be is what’s happening here, and the decisions we make in this moment, which are based in either love or fear.

Life Future Love Fear
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Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world.

Need Acceptance Invisible World
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Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves… or others.

Beware Unloved Hurt Themselves
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The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.

Peace Personality Disguise Effort
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Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through you. Risk being seen in all of your glory.

Anything Light Risk Glory
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When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh

Things Bad Laugh
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The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.

Effect Others Valuable Currency
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All that you see and all that you don’t see, is you. Feel that and be free. There are no two things.

You See Feel Free
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Never let your mind and your ego fill you with the fear of failure and turn you against your playful heart.

Mind Ego Fear Heart
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I wish you all freedom from past regrets, fear of the future and the illusion of time itself. Don’t wait for a countdown.

Freedom Regrets Fear Future
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Don’t worry folks as long as the Sun is revolving around the Earth, we’ll be fine!

Worry Sun Earth Fine
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Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore

Reading Pleasure Chore
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

Enjoy Life Good things Alive
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Yesterday History Mystery God's gift
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

Life Tough Laugh
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I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.

Dwell Change Waste Angry
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I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.

Love Internet Say Want
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

People Money Happiness Key
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Ideal Beauty Fugitive Found
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What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.

What Laugh Horror Upset
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I will work as hard as I do because I love it.

Will Work hard Love
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Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be

Comedy Rough Barred
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

Anyone Looks Attractive Humans
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Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Comedy Funny Young Audiences
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Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.

People Confuse Serious Solemn
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Only a few things in life matter a little. The rest don’t matter at all.

Few things Matter Life
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Laughter is a force for democracy.

Laughter Force Democracy
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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play

Creative Workers Give Play
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Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.

Nothing Creative Fear Mistake
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I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

I can Want Eccentric
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

Laugh Ideas Persuade Truth
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Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

Comedy Works Best Mean
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A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

Wonderful True Laughter People
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I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.

Think Money Motivating Force
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The most creative people have this childlike facility to play.

Creative People Facility Play
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You can never be overdressed for a date.

Can never Be overdressed A date
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Your messages kept me warm during a dark phase in my life, I am still fighting a winning battle! Depression is real and deadly! I love you and appreciate you so much!

Your messages Warm Dark phase My life
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I’ve lost my true authentic self! I have became fake and plastic! The fame monster has gotten a hold of me.

I've lost True authentic Became fake Plastic
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Being single is EXPENSIVE.

Being single Is expensive
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You never know what people have to go home to.Always be kind.

Never know What people Go home Be kind
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Men are really truly trash and as society we still have a long way to go in teaching men to stop RAPING and KILLING women.

Men As society Still have Teaching men
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I'm tired of this virtual shit!Soon we will told to date virtually to minimize the spread of heartbreaks.

I'm tired Virtual shit Date virtually To minimize
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