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"13 Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 8 June 1933. Died: 4 September 2014 | Comedian | Actress | Film producer |

Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore

Reading Pleasure Chore
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

Enjoy Life Good things Alive
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Yesterday History Mystery God's gift
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

Life Tough Laugh
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I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.

Dwell Change Waste Angry
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I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.

Love Internet Say Want
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

People Money Happiness Key
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Ideal Beauty Fugitive Found
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What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.

What Laugh Horror Upset
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I will work as hard as I do because I love it.

Will Work hard Love
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Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be

Comedy Rough Barred
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

Anyone Looks Attractive Humans
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Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Comedy Funny Young Audiences
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Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings