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2431 Comedian Quotes

I don’t really manage my time. I really just wait until I’m inspired to do something. And when I’m inspired to do something, it just happens.

I Manage Time Inspired
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I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point?

I Believe Time Career
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You have to get comfortable [with your work], you really have to know what you're doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.

You Comfortable Work Boring
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Chaos Midst Funny Order
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

Greatest Thing Surprise Yourself
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.

Conscious Mind Editor Writer
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.

Always Make room Unexpected Yourself
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There's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.

Way Learn Audience Terror
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I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be.

I Imagination Make Color
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That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.

Mother Nature Care Economic
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We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure.

Born Success Failures Attribute
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For some reason, all artists have self-esteem issues.

Reason Artists Self-esteem Issues
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The art of acting is to be other than what you are.

Art Acting What You
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Taking action is hard, but know what? Enduring a bad situation can be its own hell.

Action Hard Enduring Situation
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I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.

I Where Believe Possibilities
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We are all here for a reason.I believe the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people thru the darkness.

We Reason Lead People
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When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire.

When Kind Someone Hope
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I don't believe that there is any good career move or bad career move. I believe there are only the things that make me happy

Believe Career Move Happy
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I am an artist, art has no color and no sex.

I Artist Color Sex
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Art and life are subjective. Not everybody's gonna dig what I dig, but I reserve the right to dig it.

Art Life Subjective Everybody
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When I forget how talented God is, I look to the sea.

Forget Talented God Sea
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You have to believe in yourself in spite of what other people believe.
You Believe Yourself People
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Sometimes experience trumps assumption

Sometimes Experience Assumption
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If you can handle the fact that people are going to be mad at you when you do what you think is right, you'll be alright.

You Fact People Think
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In the dark times, if you have something to hold on to, which is yourself, you'll survive.

Dark times Hold on Yourself Survive
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Things happen to you out of luck, and if you get to stick around it's because you're talented.

You Luck Stick Talented
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It you want to be somebody, If you want to go some where, you've got to wake up and pay attention

Want Somebody Wake up Pay attention
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Children are a quality of life ... when our children are happy, then we are better as human beings.

Children Life Happy Human beings
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If you don't look out for others, who will look out for you?

You Look out Others You
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I've learned to take time for myself and to treat myself with a great deal of love and respect, because I like me.. I think I'm kind of cool.

Learned Time Love Respect
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My mother's great. She has the major looks. She could stop you from doing anything, through a closed door even, with a single look. Without saying a word, she has that power to rip out your tonsils

Mother Stop Word Power
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Just call me black, if you want to call me anything.

Call me Black Want Anything
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People have the power we give them. Words have the power we give them.
People Power Give them Words
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Art is long, life is short.

Art Long Life Short
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I have witnessed things the ancients would have called miracles, but they are not miracles. They are the products of someone's dream, and they happen as the result of hard work.

Witnessed Miracles Dream Hard work
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You don't always have to run. Take good time to watch first, then decide.

You Run Good time Decide
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Everybody has some good in them and they can be relied on.

Everybody Good Relied on
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You've got to rely on people that you trust and you love

Rely People Trust Love
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Even if you make a mistake, you can go back and do the right thing

Make Mistake Go back Right thing
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

Talent Happy Appreciating Liking
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money Better Poverty Financial
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I Thankful Laughter Comes out
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Failing Sign Doing Innovative
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life Art Imitates Television
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I Afraid Death Want
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The heart wants what it wants.

Heart Wants What
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Percent Success Showing up
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We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...

We Total Our Choices
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Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

Life Short Anything Touch
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Observation can really help you escape the trap of unnecessary friendship.

Observation Help you Unnecessary friendship
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