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Things won are done, joy's soul lies in the doing.

Doing Done Joy Lies
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False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

Doth Face False Heart
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What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Sweet Smell Name Rose
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Talking isn't doing. It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are not deeds.

Deeds Words Well Kind
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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Better Fool Foolish Than
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No legacy is so rich as honesty.
Honesty Legacy Rich
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
Destiny Hold Our Stars
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.

Boy Flies Gods Sport
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This above all; to thine own self be true.

Above Own Self Thine
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Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.

Boats Brings Fortune Some
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Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

Alteration Finds Love Alters
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The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.

Robbed Smiles Something Steals
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Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.

Adversity Course Embrace Wise
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God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

Another Face Given God
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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Doth Now Time Waste
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My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy.

Content Crown Enjoy Kings
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To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

Day False Follow Man
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.

Fire Kindle Love Quench
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Cite Devil Purpose Scripture
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Brevity is the soul of wit.

Brevity Soul Wit
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There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.

Bad Either Good Makes
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Prayer is an amazing exchange. You hand over your worries to ALLAH and ALLAH hands over his blessings to you

Prayer Exchange Allah Blessing
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Away Flyer Hands Here
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Belt Down Happening Hero
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I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

Before Better Could I Wish
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Asked Banana Friend Frozen
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Become Break Convenience Escalator
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

About Depressing Get Good
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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Always Because Bought Caring
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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Addicted Blackjack Gambling Like
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Because Brain Brian Call
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People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Been Dog Dogs He
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Clean Dirty Dry Means
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

All Day Backpack Being Bring
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Girlfriend Know Mad Me
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Foot Severed Stocking Ultimate
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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Am Go Here I Am
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Dogs Forever Push Up
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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Book Children Every Kid
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I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Especially Fingers I Can Whistle
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Because Boiling Drank Some
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Because Days Long Slept
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

About Any Car Coming
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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

Four Like More More People
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

After Again Beans Because
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Bunch Cord Go Hear
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Cube Ice Ice Cube Last
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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Back Funny Normal Remix
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I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.

Human Once Pyramid Saw
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Bars Candy Front Fun
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