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" Quotes and Sayings About dogs

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.

Gratitude Sickness Suffered
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“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

Look Down Equal Treat
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Diamond Dog Sex Friend
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Around my house, I won't even speak to my family unless they first address me by my official Berzerker name, Godred Crovan, Victor of Sky-Hill and Ruler of Man and the Isles. And now that I think of it, that's probably why nobody speaks to me unless it's time to feed the dogs or take out the garbage.

Dog Men Thinking Official
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A poetess who had died young of cancer had said in one of her poems that for her, on sleepless nights, 'the night offers toads and black dogs and corpses of the drowned.

Poetess Died Young Cancer
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The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.

Nice Lapdogs Poems Embracing
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Every creature reproduces after its kind. A dog gives birth to dogs, a cat gives birth to cats, a cow gives birth to cows, a monkey reproduces monkeys and a human reproduces humans. So when God gives birth, what do you think He’ll reproduce? gods, of course! When God created Man, He created him in His image and after His likeness. That’s why we look like Him; we have two hands the same way He has two hands. We have two legs, one head, one mouth, one nose, two ears and two eyes just like Him.

Creature Every Kind Birth
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Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Dogs Goes Got Long
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I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.

Glad Invincible Steps Strangled
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Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.

Dogs Fewest Good Greatest
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I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Adorable Career Defying Dogs
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Attitude Break Call Cat
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Changes Dog Lead Life
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Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.

Am Dogs Girl Her
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I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
Dogs Good Good Time Had
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Dogs Family Found Looked
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Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Been Best Dogs Horses
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Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Barking Bite Dogs Ever
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Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Because Beings Better Dogs
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Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?

About Ask Critics Does
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Dogs never bite me - just humans.

Bite Dogs Humans Just
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I had disagreements with all my neighbors about my dogs. I had a disagreement with myself about my dogs. They were noisy.

About Disagreement Dogs Had
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We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.

After Cats Dark Dogs
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
Bonus Chemical Dogs Eat
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

After Among Bite Dogs
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I grew up playing basketball and eating hot dogs on the corner.

Basketball Corner Dogs Eating
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I think it's fun running with dogs. They're always so fit and fast.

Always Dogs Fast Fit
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People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Been Dog Dogs He
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Dogs Forever Push Up
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It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

Blast Country Dog Dogs
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The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.

Been Contestants Covering Dogs
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Because them write “Beware Of Dogs” for gate no mean say lion no fit still dey the backyard.

Gate Backyard Dey Beware
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There is a set of advantages that have to do with material resources, and there is a set that have to do with the absence of material resources- and the reason underdogs win as often as they do is that the latter is sometimes every bit the equal of the former.

Advantages Material Resources Set
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Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.

Bite Bitten Dogs Get
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You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.

Big Dogs Like Puppy
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I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.
Cannot Country Dog Dogs
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After you work out, you have your dog with you. There's no better companion. You've got to have a friend. I didn't like opponents who had dogs with them. Because you know they had a little edge. They have a friend.

Work out Dog Companion Friend
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I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

Back Care Caretakers Dogs
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A poet, any real poet, is simply an alchemist who transmutes his cynicism regarding human beings into an optimism regarding the moon, the stars, the heavens, and the flowers, to say nothing of Spring, love, and dogs.

A poet Alchemist Transmutes Regarding human
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Cult Dogs IWonder Members
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Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

Believe Cats Cemetery Dogs
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I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.
Animal Better Companion Dogs
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea

Cats Dogs Get Idea
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other

Cannot Child Children Dogs
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Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.

Ambitious Anxiety Birds Cage
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Treat 'em like dogs, and you'll have dogs' works and dogs' actions. Treat 'em like men, and you'll have men's works.
Treat Dogs Works Actions
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Any Babies Bad Dogs
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Politicians are like dogs... Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable
Politicians Dogs Expectancy Bearable
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Any belief Immortality Dogs Heaven
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I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated.

Complicated Humans Happy Loyal
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