When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

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Law Good Guys Bad

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Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

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Feel Feel Good Good Want

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I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

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Am Attitude Because Classic

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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

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Bag Happiness Hump Limit

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I really have the American dream licked.

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American American Dream Dream Really

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I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

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Am Because I Am Like

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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

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Canadian Chickens Decide Deer

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Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

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Any Detroit Does Energy

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Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

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Alcohol Available Course Each

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Fast Fast Food Food Idea

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The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

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America Arms Bearing Coming

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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

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Cool Eat Except Lion

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War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

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Crush Crushed Evil Get

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If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

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Always Am I Am One Thing

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I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

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Dirty Dirty Work Done Me

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Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

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Choose Liberalism Life May

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I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

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Decency Good Myself People

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Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

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America Armed Citizens Control

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Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

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Again American Any Commit

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Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

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American Average Average American Before

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I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words, for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything.

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Actual Allow Anything Before

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The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

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Across Alive America Catching

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Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

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Conserve Freedoms Friends Future

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Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

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Dad Done Fortunately Guns

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Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

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Finest Gibson Guitars Most

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There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

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Finer Gibson Guitar Hand

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I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

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Am Blow Buffalo Clean

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Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

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Bad Bad Behavior Behavior Criminals

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Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

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American Fully Immigration Law-Abiding

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If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

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America Immigration Immigration Laws Laws

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For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

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Family Fast Fast Food Food

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At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

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Clean Erect Ponytail Remain

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I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

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Adorable Career Defying Dogs

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I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

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Adjust Glowing Halo Me

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The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

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Abuse Abuse Of Power Bloated Control

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Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.

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About Dirty Ever Every

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I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well.

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Avoided Being Believe Examine

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I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.

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City Every Fun Grandpa

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"38 Ted Nugent Quotes & Sayings

When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

Ted Nugent

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

Ted Nugent

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

Ted Nugent

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

Ted Nugent

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

Ted Nugent

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

Ted Nugent

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

Ted Nugent

I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words, for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything.

Ted Nugent

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

Ted Nugent

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Ted Nugent

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Ted Nugent

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

Ted Nugent

Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

Ted Nugent

Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

Ted Nugent

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

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At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

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I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Ted Nugent

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

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The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

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Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.

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I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well.

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I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.

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