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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg  Quotes

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

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Author's Biography:
Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |


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