I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it. - Mitch Hedberg

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Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

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Mitch Hedberg quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

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A founder is not a job, it's a role, an attitude

To be good, and to do good, is all we have to do

When you are psychologically defeated, you have lost the war.

Slowly, steadily but surely move towards your goal. The end justifies the means

Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.

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Kindness has the lowest cost and highest return in building a life.

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But to understand English is one thing; to understand an Englishman who talks is another.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it. - Aleister Crowley quotes

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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

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Mitch Hedberg quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Mitch Hedberg Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005 Profession: Comedian |

Related Authors George Carlin | Xavier Dolan | W. C. Fields | Kevin Hart | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Daniel Webster | Alice Munro |

A founder is not a job, it's a role, an attitude

To be good, and to do good, is all we have to do

When you are psychologically defeated, you have lost the war.

Slowly, steadily but surely move towards your goal. The end justifies the means

Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.

In whatever you are doing, be yourself, be unique and be real

Law 46: Never appear too perfect

Man is never perfect, nor contended

Don't let those who want to manipulate you forge who you are.

Kindness has the lowest cost and highest return in building a life.

Life comes with so many unforeseen battles. But when you maintain a clean heart. The Nature will always fight for you

But to understand English is one thing; to understand an Englishman who talks is another.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it. - Aleister Crowley quotes

Conscience is a man's compass.

Never compromise on who you are. You are born with the capacity to achieve greatness if you so desire. Learning to say no is a critical element to accessing that greatness. Your choices will define you; so make them the right ones.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

Related Authors
George Carlin | Xavier Dolan | W. C. Fields | Kevin Hart | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Daniel Webster | Alice Munro |