My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? - Mitch Hedberg

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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? - May Sarton quotes