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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen. - Mitch Hedberg

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Author's Biography:
Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

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