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She was so young that love was still a game to her. . . . She was being neither fair nor clever, but Babette was only nineteen years old.

Young Love Still Clever
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Grant not my prayers, when they are contrary to Thy will, which at all times must be the best. Oh, hear them not;

Grant Prayers Contrary Times
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He reached a poor little cottage that seemed ready to fall, and only remained standing because it could not decide on which side to fall first

Poor Cottage Seemed Ready
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When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

Born Come Cry Fools
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If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor.

Country Die Enough Fewer
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The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.

Ambitious Dream Merely Shadow
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Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have Immortal longings in me.

Crown Give Immortal Robe
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A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.

Age Cannot Endure Youth
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If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.

Been Churches Cottage Easy
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What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Sweet Smell Name Rose
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Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.

Boats Brings Fortune Some
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The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.

Robbed Smiles Something Steals
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Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.

Adversity Course Embrace Wise
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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Doth Now Time Waste
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Away Flyer Hands Here
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Asked Banana Friend Frozen
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Become Break Convenience Escalator
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Because Brain Brian Call
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People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Been Dog Dogs He
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Clean Dirty Dry Means
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Girlfriend Know Mad Me
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Been Funny Jokes Me
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Because Boiling Drank Some
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

After Again Beans Because
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Eat Great Hungry Really
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Wherever you find real love, you will also find humility. Remember something: humility is not a weak and timid quality. Too often we feel that humility is a sign of weakness. This is not so. It is the sign of strength and security.

Wherever Love Humility Remember
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Faith is that quality or power by which the things desired become the things possessed.
Power Faith Quality Desired
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'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.

Emergencies Always Pretext Safeguards
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I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history of inflation, usually inflations engineered by governments for the gain of governments.

Think History Exaggeration Largely
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We have indeed at the moment little cause for pride: as a profession we have made a mess of things.

Indeed Moment Little Pride
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This means that to entrust to science - or to deliberate control according to scientific principles - more than scientific method can achieve may have deplorable effects.

Means Entrust Deliberate According
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The progress of the natural sciences in modern times has of course so much exceeded all expectations that any suggestion that there may be some limits to it is bound to arouse suspicion.

Expectation Natural-science Times Exceeded
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It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.

Criminal Steal Darling Fortune
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He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.
Done Best Own-time Lived
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Art is the right hand of Nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men.
Art Right-hand Nature Made
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Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor.
Noble Minded Heart Opinion
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There is no such thing as chance; and what seem to us merest accident springs from the deepest source of destiny.

Thing Chance Seem Merest
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Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

Am Eat How Hungry
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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Last Last Night Night People
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Carrots Drunk Got Rabbits
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Assume Else Every Every Time
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Blocking Business Came Casino
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Attach your brand to the right people with progressive minds. Big things are sure to come!

Brand Right people Progressive Big things
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Lose not yourself in a far off time, seize the moment that is thine.

Lose Far Time Moment
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Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired.

Book Books Day Doing
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We die only once, and for such a long time.

Die Long Long Time Once
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The rich become richer and the poor become poorer is a cry heard throughout the whole civilized world.
Rich Richer Poor Poorer
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It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
Know Me Right Wrong
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Oh, I may be devout, but I am human all the same.

Am Devout Human I Am
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The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Amusing Comedy Correct Duty
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