Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. - Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. - Folorunsho Alakija quotes