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It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!
Egg Matter Born Duck
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

Before Cowards Death Taste
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Never had she danced so beautifully; the sharp knives cut her feet, but she did not feel it, for the pain in her heart was far greater.

Never Danced Beautifully Sharp
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Almighty God, thee only have I; thou steerest my fate, I must give myself up to thee! Give me a livelihood! Give me a bride! My blood wants love, as my heart does!

Almighty God Sheerest Fate
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Now, if we only had as many casks of butter as there are people here, then I would eat lots of butter!

Now Casks Butter People
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He now felt glad at having suffered sorrow and trouble, because it enabled him to enjoy so much better all the pleasure and happiness around him;

How Glad Suffered Sorrow
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She was so young that love was still a game to her. . . . She was being neither fair nor clever, but Babette was only nineteen years old.

Young Love Still Clever
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Her tender feet felt as if cut with sharp knives, but she cared not for it; a sharper pang had pierced through her heart.

Feet Tender Cut Knives
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What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god.

Action Admirable God Angel
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There was once a king's son. Nobody had so many or such beautiful books as he had. He could read about everything which had ever happened in the world, and see it all represented in the most beautiful pictures.

King Son Nobody Many
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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

Crown Head Lies Uneasy
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If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.

Been Churches Cottage Easy
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What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Sweet Smell Name Rose
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No legacy is so rich as honesty.
Honesty Legacy Rich
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.

Boy Flies Gods Sport
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God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

Another Face Given God
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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Doth Now Time Waste
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To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

Day False Follow Man
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.

Fire Kindle Love Quench
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Asked Banana Friend Frozen
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

About Depressing Get Good
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Because Brain Brian Call
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People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Been Dog Dogs He
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Been Funny Jokes Me
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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Am Go Here I Am
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

After Again Beans Because
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Cube Ice Ice Cube Last
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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Back Funny Normal Remix
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I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.

Human Once Pyramid Saw
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Bars Candy Front Fun
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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Adding Fix Gonna Joke
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Great sea captains are made in rough waters and deep seas.
Great Sea Captain Rough
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Any truth, no matter how valid, if emphasized to the exclusion of other truths of equal importance, is practical error.
Truth Matter Valid Emphasized
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A little knowledge and an over-abundance of zeal always tends to be harmful. In the area involving religious truths, it can be disastrous.
Little Knowledge Abundance Zeal
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We shall not grow wiser before we learn that much that we have done was very foolish .

Shall Wiser Learn Foolish
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We have indeed at the moment little cause for pride: as a profession we have made a mess of things.

Indeed Moment Little Pride
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It can hardly be denied that such a demand quite arbitrarily limits the facts which are to be admitted as possible causes of the events which occur in the real world.

Hardly Denied Demand Arbitrarily
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The progress of the natural sciences in modern times has of course so much exceeded all expectations that any suggestion that there may be some limits to it is bound to arouse suspicion.

Expectation Natural-science Times Exceeded
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It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.

Criminal Steal Darling Fortune
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He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.
Done Best Own-time Lived
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Knowledge, the object of knowledge and the knower are the three factors which motivate action; the senses, the work and the doer comprise the threefold basis of action.

Knowledge Object Factors Motivate
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Art is the right hand of Nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men.
Art Right-hand Nature Made
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That which is so universal as death must be a benefit.

Universal Death Benefit
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It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

Easy Give Advice Port
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There is no such thing as chance; and what seem to us merest accident springs from the deepest source of destiny.

Thing Chance Seem Merest
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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Last Last Night Night People
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Assume Else Every Every Time
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Blocking Business Came Casino
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Taking a cue from the past helps you fine-tune the future.

Cue Past Fine-tune Future
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There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

Decent Deserve Folk Like
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