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"1066 Funny Quotes

For now, if you want to reach your full potential you have to leave Naija

Naija Full potential Want to Leave Naija
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A problem shared is a see finish

See finish Problem shared
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Dating white people is like playing easy mode on a video game.

White people Dating Video game Easy mode
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Even if NIMC or whoever blocks your Sims, at least they can't block your destiny.

NIMC Destiny Block Sim
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Anyone you know that likes chewing ice is a heartbreaker. Don't fall in love.
Ice Heartbreaker Fall in love Know
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It's A new day… whether you choose to smile or frown, it's your face

New day Smile Frown Your face
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He who tip-toes cannot stand; he who strides cannot walk.

Tip-toes Walk Stand
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Even on a free table. Eat what you can afford
Free table Eat Afford
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When we all go electric car. 'help me with your charger' will be expanded beyond phones.

Charger Electric car Phones
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You can't flex a broke girl, she will think she scammed you
Flex Broke girl Scam You
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Some losses will set you free.

Losses Set you free
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When someone says
I go shock you How
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Where a conservative society sees a troublemaker, it's disillusioned youth have found a new idol.

Troublemaker Idol Society Youth
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