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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Girlfriend Know Mad Me
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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Am Go Here I Am
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Dogs Forever Push Up
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Because Days Long Slept
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

After Again Beans Because
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Bunch Cord Go Hear
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I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.

Human Once Pyramid Saw
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Bars Candy Front Fun
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Buy Cake Candle Got
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Against How Know Show
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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Adding Fix Gonna Joke
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Whether life grinds a man down or polishes him depends on what he's made of.
Whether Grind Down Polishes
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Any truth, no matter how valid, if emphasized to the exclusion of other truths of equal importance, is practical error.
Truth Matter Valid Emphasized
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'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.

Emergencies Always Pretext Safeguards
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I do not think it is an exaggeration to say history is largely a history of inflation, usually inflations engineered by governments for the gain of governments.

Think History Exaggeration Largely
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We shall not grow wiser before we learn that much that we have done was very foolish .

Shall Wiser Learn Foolish
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Freedom granted only when it is known beforehand that its effects will be beneficial is not freedom.

Freedom Granted Beforehand Effect
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If we wish to preserve a free society, it is essential that we recognize that the desirability of a particular object is not sufficient justification for the use of coercion.

Wish Preserve Society Essential
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We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice.

Face Preservation Individual Freedom
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We have indeed at the moment little cause for pride: as a profession we have made a mess of things.

Indeed Moment Little Pride
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This means that to entrust to science - or to deliberate control according to scientific principles - more than scientific method can achieve may have deplorable effects.

Means Entrust Deliberate According
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The progress of the natural sciences in modern times has of course so much exceeded all expectations that any suggestion that there may be some limits to it is bound to arouse suspicion.

Expectation Natural-science Times Exceeded
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He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.
Done Best Own-time Lived
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Knowledge, the object of knowledge and the knower are the three factors which motivate action; the senses, the work and the doer comprise the threefold basis of action.

Knowledge Object Factors Motivate
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Art is the right hand of Nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men.
Art Right-hand Nature Made
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He who considers too much will perform little.

Considers Perform Little
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Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor.
Noble Minded Heart Opinion
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Be contented with what you have today; tomorrow shall be better.

Contented Tomorrow Better Today
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Assume Else Every Every Time
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It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Because Cocky Dangerous Hands
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Blocking Business Came Casino
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It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.
Also Held Only Responsible
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A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

Any Behavior Best Him
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Full of wisdom are the ordinations of fate.

Full Wisdom Ordination Fate
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There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

Decent Deserve Folk Like
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Worthless is the nation that does not gladly stake its all on its honor.

Nation Worthless Gladly Stake
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Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired.

Book Books Day Doing
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Honesty prospers in every condition of life.

Honesty Prospers Condition Life
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I live on good soup, not on fine words.
Fine Good Live Soup
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We die only once, and for such a long time.

Die Long Long Time Once
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If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless.

Clothed Every Every Heart Everyone
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One should eat to live, not live to eat.

Eat Live Should Food
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It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
Know Me Right Wrong
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Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error.

Direct Error Haste Road
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It is often wise to reveal that which cannot be concealed for long

Wise Reveal Concealed Long
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The world is ruled only by consideration of advantages.

World Ruled Consideration Advantages
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Grammar, which knows how to control even kings.

Control Even Grammar How
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It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.

Fine Joy Love Think
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Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair.

Revenge Barren Dreadful Food
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I am better than my reputation.

Better Reputation
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