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The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need in his life for the college; the task is to help him become a self-educating man.

College Student Educating Eliminate
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When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all smart aleck kids, I thought the advice was silly. But as I've grown older, I've realized just how smart Knight was.

Advice Dr Father Go
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Confidence cannot find a place wherein to rest in safety.

Confidence Place Rest
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Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.

American Anyone Because Been
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What each man feared would happen to himself, did not trouble him when he saw that it would ruin another.

Feared Man Happen Trouble
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The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves.

Amazing Bought Credit Default
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I am about to vote. I am about to do something that human beings are rarely allowed to do. I am doing something that did not exist until America.

About Allowed Am America
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It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.

Easy Hell Gate Death
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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Bury History Like Our
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I once said, 'We will bury you,' and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.

Bury Class Course Got
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The press is our chief ideological weapon.

Chief Ideological Our Press
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

Bridges Build Even Over
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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Guess Said Saw T-Shirt
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I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Am Else Guy He
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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

Actual Asked Clothing Lady
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The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
Bee Bird Child Door
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But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

Actor Because Comedy Doing
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I Love Ideas Jokes Love
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I wish I could be like Shaw who once read a bad review of one of his plays, called the critic and said: 'I have your review in front of me and soon it will be behind me.'

Bad BadReview Behind Could
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I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

Anyone Considered Could Enough
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Marlon Brando. The finest actor who ever lived. He was my idol when I was 13. He's done enough work to last two lifetimes. Everything I do, I think: Can Brando play this with me?

Actor Brando Done Enough
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Most awards, you know, they don't give you unless you go and get them - did you know that? Terribly discouraging.

Awards Did Discouraging Get
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HARD LABOUR is a punishment. The only way to avoid HARD LABOUR is by SMART LABOUR. LEARN to EARN. SMART WORK is better than HARD WORK

Hard Labour Punishment Smart
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At least we all have HIV AIDS except that some of us are negative and some of us are positive.

HIV AIDS Positive Negative
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100 political parties put together can never defeat the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, come 2015 presidential election.
Political PDP Defeat Never
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In Kenya women are the first victims of environmental degradation, because they are the ones who walk for hours looking for water, who fetch firewood, who provide food for their families.

Because Degradation Environmental Families
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Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.

Someday Mastering Winds Waves
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Man the individual consoles himself for his passing with the thought of the offspring or the works which he leaves behind.

Man Thought Console Offspring
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Morality arose largely as an empirical defence of the individual and society. Ever since intelligent beings began to be in contact, and consequently in friction, they have felt the need to guard themselves against each other's encroachments.

Morality Empirical Defense Society
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Through fidelity, we situate ourselves and maintain ourselves in the hands of God so exactly as to become one with them in their action.
God Fidelity Situate Hands
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Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

Both Both Sides Caught Ever
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All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.

Anyway Flattering Get Glorified
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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

Avoid Places Politics Ropes
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I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

College Either Government History
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Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Any Had Here Humor
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

Association Bar Council Even
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In my opinion eight years as president is enough and sometimes too much for any man to serve in that capacity.

Any Capacity Eight Enough
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My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.

After Failure Father He
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A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it.

Elected Government He May
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The President is always abused. If he isn't, he isn't doing anything.
Abuse Always Anything Doing
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Read Die Middle Good
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Drunkenness Season Drink Behavior
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Drug Alcohol Fundamental Society
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You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
You People Poverty Money
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

Cat Greet Rest Life
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
Seriousness Stupidity College
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.

Feeling Government Bright Catastrophe
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The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

Capitalism Success Failure
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We don't need a weakened government but a strong government that would take responsibility for the rights of the individual and care for the society as a whole.
Government Weakened Responsibility Right
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I believe that the presidential term should be limited
Believe Presidential Term Limited
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