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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. - Demetri Martin

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |


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