I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. - Demetri Martin

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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. - Martina Navratilova quotes