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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'. - Demetri Martin  Quotes

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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'. - Demetri Martin

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |


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