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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. - Demetri Martin

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |


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