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You are a dreamer, and that is your misfortune.

You Dreamer Misfortune
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
Born Duck-yard Matter Hatched
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When we get to the end of the story, you will know more than you do now...

Get End Story Know
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She was so young that love was still a game to her. . . . She was being neither fair nor clever, but Babette was only nineteen years old.

Young Love Still Clever
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If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

Bleed Die Laugh Poison
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Love is too young to know what conscience is.

Conscience Know Love Too
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Speak low, if you speak love.

Love Low Speak You
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A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.

Age Cannot Endure Youth
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God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

Another Face Given God
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Prayer is an amazing exchange. You hand over your worries to ALLAH and ALLAH hands over his blessings to you

Prayer Exchange Allah Blessing
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Away Flyer Hands Here
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Become Break Convenience Escalator
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Because Brain Brian Call
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

All Day Backpack Being Bring
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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Am Go Here I Am
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

About Any Car Coming
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

After Again Beans Because
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Bunch Cord Go Hear
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Bars Candy Front Fun
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It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

Ape Explain Football How
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Eat Great Hungry Really
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Wherever you find real love, you will also find humility. Remember something: humility is not a weak and timid quality. Too often we feel that humility is a sign of weakness. This is not so. It is the sign of strength and security.

Wherever Love Humility Remember
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Keep true to the dreams of your youth.

Keep Dreams Youth
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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Last Last Night Night People
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Be contented with what you have today; tomorrow shall be better.

Contented Tomorrow Better Today
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Carrots Drunk Got Rabbits
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It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Because Cocky Dangerous Hands
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Blocking Business Came Casino
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Taking a cue from the past helps you fine-tune the future.

Cue Past Fine-tune Future
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Attach your brand to the right people with progressive minds. Big things are sure to come!

Brand Right people Progressive Big things
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Lose not yourself in a far off time, seize the moment that is thine.

Lose Far Time Moment
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If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble.
Grief Much Suppress Too
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If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless.

Clothed Every Every Heart Everyone
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There is no praise to bear the sort that you put in your pocket.

Bear Pocket Praise Put
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Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood.

Appear Pray Scholarly Speak
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Live with your century; but do not be its creature.

Live Century Creature
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If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting.
Art Break Crime Going
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Don't forget any affront done to you and to all our people, the time of revenge will come and must be put to good use.

Forget Done People Time
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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Achievements Call Claim Experiments
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If you make yourself understood, you're always speaking well.

Always Make Speaking Understood
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As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt.

Anyone Comedy Correct Exempt
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Esteem must be founded on preference: to hold everyone in high esteem is to esteem nothing.

Esteem Everyone Founded High
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Do you charge us with wanting to stop the exploitation of children by their parents? To this crime we plead guilty.

Charge Wanting Exploitation Children
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Great advantage is drawn from knowledge of your adversary, and when you know the measure of his intelligence and character, you can use it to play on his weakness.

Great Advantage Knowledge Adversary
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Be more than you seem to be.
More Than Seem
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Always presume that the enemy has dangerous designs and always be forehanded with the remedy. But do not let these calculations make your timid.

Always Presume Enemy Dangerous
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Being goal directed is not enough to conquer your enemy. To achieve your goal you need to know and be able to utilize all the resources available to you. This includes the knowledge of all those available to you as well as using the physical resources and those who control them.

Goal Directed Conquer Enemy
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If I told you the whole story it would never end...What's happened to me has happened to a thousand woman.

Told End Women Happened
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I want to sleep for half a second, a second, a minute, a century, but I want everyone to know that I'm still alive...

Sleep Second Minute Century
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The Great Sadness You can't look at yourself in the ocean. Your looks fall apart like tendrils of light. Night on earth.

Great Look Ocean Fall-apart
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