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" Quotes and Sayings About wife

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Bartender Her Me Psychiatrist
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Happy Met Then Were
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Chocolate Cook Got Made
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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Fault Man Misfortune Mother
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Happily He His Married
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I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.

Housewife Ordinary Pretend An
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I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Am Being Committed I Am
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If you're staying at home, broke, you're in quarantine, but if you're staying at home, broke and with trouble wife, you're in total lockdown

Quarantine Broke Home Money
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A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon.

Pretty Retire Something Vanity
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If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

Argument Away Because Girlfriend
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Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.

Being Biggest Housewife Interest
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My wife is my in-home editor and reads everything I write.

Editor Everything I Write Reads
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Let The Wife Make
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

Am Fantasies Fantasy Guess
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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

Being Go Home Kids
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I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

Always Another Been Cannot
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My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese.

Affection Am Everyone Half
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In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Alive Around Day Feel
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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

Bedtime Come Get Gets
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I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.
Children Hit Married Never
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Beautiful Children Extent Fellow
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Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.

How Looks Often She
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So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner. I don't know anyone except my wife who isn't a big time sinner.

Am Among Anyone Big
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
Never Unfaithful Lover Wife
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Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

Be Brave Bed Brave Desire
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I'm not that kind of wife who would say, 'Learn this' or 'Learn that.' I'm not a nagging wife.

Kind Learn Say Who
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If every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make her chief concern the comfort and well-being of her husband, we would have very little divorce in the land.

Chief Chief Concern Comfort Concern
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I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.

Environment Ever I Was Raised Known
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My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me.
Even Hours Me Spend
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Coronavirus did not come to destroy humanity. Rather, it came to make humanity discover our hidden potential. Would you have believed that you could stay home with your wife and kids and not go crazy? That is worth more than money. It is gold

Coronavirus Destroy Humanity Discover
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Grandfather Space. The Mind is his Wife

Grandfather Space Mind Wife
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I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, your girlfriend or not. I'm not gonna say that there's not that special girl out there. But I'm in the music biz, and I'm focused on the music.

Behind Every Focused Girl
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Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong.

Away Belong Couple Day
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I make money, my wife spends it.

Money Wife Spends Make money
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When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.
Died Booked Studio Work
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I think basically I'm lazy, but I have a housewife's mentality when I go about my job.

Think Basically Lazy Housewife
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You must avoid giving hostages to fortune, like getting an expensive wife, an expensive house, and a style of living that never lets you aford the time to take the chance to write what you wish.

Avoid Chance Expensive Fortune
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Being Being Pregnant Hazard Pregnant
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When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl - and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to - which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.

Aching Deny Doomed Free
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Very simple. happy wife, happy life
Happy life Wife Simple
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I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve.

Learned Great Years Fight
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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Good Wife Serve Husband
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Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

Test Servant Duty Relative
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I have become a housewife and there is no better job.

Job Better Housewife Become
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In a way, it is beautiful to be young and hard up. With the right wife, and I had her, deprivation became a game.
Young Beautiful Right Wife
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

Bottle Sweetheart Wife Wine
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“I can replace things, but I could never replace my wife and kids.”

Replace Things Never Wife
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When you wake up, make sure you connect to God before you connect to the Internet. For married men, make sure you connect to your wife before you connect to your WiFi. If you are a wife, make sure you connect to your husband before your broadband

Connect Married men Wife Wifi
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For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
Every Quarrel Man Wife
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No matter how long you’ve been married, whenever you want to go down with your wife, avoid going straight to slot in.

No matter Married Wife Straight
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