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"20 Jack Black Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 28 August 1969 | Actor | Comedian | Musician |

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

King Kids Prince Fools
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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

You Never Underestimate Power
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I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

Enough Goal Good I Quit
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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Dumb Hills How Movie
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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

Delicious Eat Gonna Hungry
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When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

Delusions Down Fastest Got
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When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.

Bad Bad Movie Keep Like
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With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.

Acting Behind Being Brains
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I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

Acting Arsenal Come Entertainment
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I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.
Films Just Like See
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I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

Almost Any Atheist Feeling
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The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

Brad Brad Pitt Challenge Going
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Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

Comedians Department Face Great
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I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

About Days Doing Early
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There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

About Divorce Each Even
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My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.

Artistic Came Did Ever
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My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
Children Creatures Death I Love
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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

Being Go Home Kids
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I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.

Drop Gonna How Many
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It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.

Actor Adjust Big Film
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Jack Black Quotes & Sayings