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"11 Victor Borge Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 3 January 1909. Died: 23 December 2000 | Comedian |

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter People Distance Two
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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Know Only Other Pieces
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Away Caused Just Laughter
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Idea Once Only People
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Anything Aspirations Because Between
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Happily He His Married
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Between Burns Difference Longer
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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Appearance Head Her Improves
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Children Making Necessary Parents
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Back Daylight Going Hour
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Caught Cure Died Disease
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Victor Borge Quotes & Sayings