My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. - Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. - Shehu Sani quotes