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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright
Alaska
Got
Missing
Moved
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
Nobody
Santa
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
Idea
Once
Only
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
Bad
Bad Girls
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Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
Patti Smith
BeAMan
Everyone
God
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Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?
Jon Bon Jovi
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