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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.

Against Fast Going Money
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Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, 'This is where I wanna be.'

Back Before Comedians Doing
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There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.

Against Always Comedies Comfort
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Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.

Am Artistic Creative Groupies
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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.

Approach Bomb Fear Got
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One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stuff out there, then great.

Amazing Being Ended Film
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Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.

Choosing Deeper Dudes End
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If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't - take two!

Follow Get How Impulse
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Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room.

Audience Based Different Even
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It's not like I'm starved for company - I have a few very good lady friends - but there's only a certain amount of times a woman wants to see you and never go out for dinner.

Amount Certain Company Dinner
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My motto is: more good times.
Good Good Times More Motto
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I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.

Age Any Decide Feel
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There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.

Felt Irresistible Life Makes
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If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

Chance Everything Everywhere Go
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Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they've taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.

Camaraderie Differences Everything Great
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If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying to make them come out coherently.

Actually Anew Because Close
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There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.

Around Bath Call External
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If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

Actually Because Come Could
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Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors.

About Actor Adult Confirmed
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The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Card Chicken Corporation Fried
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Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway.'

Afraid Anyway Comedians Friends
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I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.

About Airport Comedy Cynical
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If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
Comedic Funny Going Laugh
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As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative.

Acting Draw Imaginative Know
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I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.

Been Had Hometown Imagine
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As a recording artist/music minister, you need visa to travel places but your voice does not need a visa.. So sing the right message! Your music can get to places you may never go to.

Recording artist Visa Travel places Music
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Take up a new challenge and defeat yourself again, because the true competition is with yourself even when you play with others. If you scored 1 today aim for 3 next time.

Take up New challenge True competition
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At the end of the day, the quality of life you live is what matters, not how many arguments you won. Build your life.

End Quality Matters Arguments
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I reach out to a larger audience with the message of Christ in my music.
Reach out Audience Message Christ
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When God is taking you through a route stop looking around for who else is going that direction. Focus, so you don’t miss Him at some point.

When God Direction Focus
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Dear young minister, believe me, no matter how anointed, and gifted you are, having a good pastor over you is priceless.

Young minister Believe me Anointed Priceless
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We tend to look for value in the size and volume of external possessions rather than seeing our value from our location, CHRIST!

Tend to Value Possessions Location
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The same way you can listen to a song, and be inspired and lifted. You can listen to another and be depressed/defiled…

Same way Listen Inspired Depressed
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Some want to be who they believe they should be. But can’t be who they want to be because they won’t let go of a strand of who they were, which made them who they are and which can’t make them who they should be.

Believe Want Strand
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…It’s not so much to say I am who I am. It’s everything to say I want to be who I should be. The journey of self-discovery is always a Lifetime Project.

I am Everything Journey Lifetime
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When you get to the top, there would be others there who had been enjoying the view before you came and would suddenly want to see if your corner is cooler than theirs.

Get to Enjoying Corner Cooler
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What you do in your spare time can determine how much spare time you have left..

What you Spare time Determine Have left
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Stand with swag… Work with purpose… Pray in humility… And soon, It’ll all come together.

Stand with Swag Purpose Humility
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Don't love deeply, till you make sure that the other part loves you with the same depth, because the depth of your love today, is the depth of your wound tomorrow.
Don't Deeply Love Make
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A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body.

Body Mature Romantic Tragedy
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No matter who you are you can overcome that pain that’s holding you back, that past hurt that’s haunting you. You can find your inner dreamer. Just keep pushing through one day at a time. God is your strength.

No matter Overcome Pain
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As long as time exists, you will continue to change. But remember, no matter the “New You” you wake up to see, there is and will always be a place for you.

Time exist Remember Wake up
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If you want to kill somebody, conquer his heart, Then leave slowly and leave them between death and madness.
Heart Madness Want Kill
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The most dangerous heart disease: strong memory

Disease Dangerous Heart Most
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I’m never going to be a crowned queen. And that’s OK because I’m surrounded by people who’ll treat me like a queen for as long as I breathe.

Never going Queen Surrounded People
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There might be some failures, but there will be more successes…

Might be Some failures More success
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Before you came, the world was prose. Now poetry is born.

Before Born Came Prose
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Dear amazing mummies and hands-on daddies, well-done with the kids, but remember to keep the friendship that brought them into this world alive!!

Dear amazing Mummies Daddies Friendship
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We live in a time where no dream is too big as long as you pursue it.

We live Dream Pursue it
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Days will pass, and you’ll abandon things you were addicted to, and leave someone, and cancel a dream, and finally, accept a reality.

Abandon Days Addicted Things
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