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Experienced happiness refers to your feelings, to how happy you are as you live your life. In contrast, the satisfaction of the remembering self refers to your feelings when you think about your life.

Life About Think Feelings
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I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Down Funny Giggle Just
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Slow thinking has the feeling of something you do. It's deliberate.

Deliberate Feeling Slow Something
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We're generally overconfident in our opinions and our impressions and judgments.

Generally Impressions Judgments Opinions
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I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

Audience Dictates Feel Get
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In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool.
Came Cool Like Movies
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When you analyze happiness, it turns out that the way you spend your time is extremely important.

Analyze Extremely Happiness Important
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The idea that you can ask one question and it makes the point - well, that wasn't how psychology was done at the time.

Time Done Point Idea
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Friends are sometimes a big help when they share your feelings. In the context of decisions, the friends who will serve you best are those who understand your feelings but are not overly impressed by them.

Overly Feelings Best Serve
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The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me.

Away Coming Every Familiarity
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Alternative descriptions of the same reality evoke different emotions and different associations.

Associations Different Emotions Evoke
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When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.

Criticized Get Going Hey
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

Chose Comedy Funny Inherently
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I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.

Based Best Comedy Reality
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Most people are highly optimistic most of the time.
Highly Most Optimistic People
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Drain Either Fun Hate
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Through some combination of culture and biology, our minds are intuitively receptive to religion.

Religion Receptive Intuitively Minds
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When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.

Act Back Beyond Comedian
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

Howl Know Life Mean
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You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.

Comedy Comedians Inspired Real
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Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.

Physically Unrealistic Character Beat
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If you're going to be unreligious, it's likely going to be due to reflecting on it and finding some things that are hard to believe.

Believe Due Hard Going
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All of us roughly know what memory is. I mean, memory is sort of the storage of the past. It's the storage of our personal experiences. It's a very big deal.

Big Storage Past Mean
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We don't only tell stories when we set out to tell stories, our memory tells us stories. That is, what we get to keep from our experiences is a story.

Story Keep Get Set
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The experiencing self lives its life continuously. It has moments of experience, one after the other.

Other After Moments Life
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We think of our future as anticipated memories.
Memories Anticipated Future Our
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Most of the time, we think fast. And most of the time we're really expert at what we're doing, and most of the time, what we do is right.

Right Time Most Expert
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Happiness is determined by factors like your health, your family relationships and friendships, and above all by feeling that you are in control of how you spend your time.

Time Spend Control Feeling
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Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave.

Always Awesome Been Disappears
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I'm into being a dad, that's where my focus is most of the time. I'm an actor that's my job, but it's not my life. I have a lot of other interests too.

Actor Being Dad Focus
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Christ comes as a thief in the night, & it is not for us to know the times & seasons which God hath put into his own breast.

Christ God God Hath Hath
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We're beautiful devices. The devices work well; we're all experts in what we do. But when the mechanism fails, those failures can tell you a lot about how the mind works.

Works Mind Failures Experts
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The same law takes place in a system, consisting of many bodies, as in one single body, with regard to their persevering in their state of motion or of rest. For the progressive motion, whether of one single body or of a whole system of bodies, is always to be estimated from the motion of the center of gravity.

Always Bodies Body Center
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It is the weight, not numbers of experiments that is to be regarded.

Experiments Numbers Regarded Weight
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Sometimes, if you aren't sure about something, you just have to jump off the bridge and grow your wings on the way down.

Down Wings Grow Bridge
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I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

Appear Been Before Boy
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My kids are more precious to me than anything. I'm with them all day, and I write all night.

Night Write Day Precious
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What goes up must come down.
Come Down Goes Must
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In the absence of any other proof, the thumb alone would convince me of God's existence.

Absence Alone Any Convince
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My powers are ordinary. Only my application brings me success.
Application Brings Me Only
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I'm astonished by my success. I wrote because I needed to and wanted to. It never occurred to me that I'd become famous.

Famous Become Occurred Never
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I try to write about the stuff that torments us all.
Torments Stuff About Write
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I think I'm very real as a person, and that comes across in my work.

Work Across Comes Person
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I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Horrified Children Enjoy Lying
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To explain all nature is too difficult a task for any one man or even for any one age. 'Tis much better to do a little with certainty & leave the rest for others that come after you.

After Age Any Better
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Absolute space, in its own nature, without regard to anything external, remains always similar and immovable. Relative space is some movable dimension or measure of the absolute spaces, which our senses determine by its position to bodies, and which is vulgarly taken for immovable space.

Absolute Always Anything Bodies
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God is the same God, always and everywhere. He is omnipresent not virtually only, but also substantially, for virtue cannot subsist without substance.

Also Always Cannot Everywhere
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I do not love to be printed on every occasion, much less to be dunned and teased by foreigners about mathematical things or to be thought by our own people to be trifling away my time about them when I should be about the king's business.

About Away Business Every
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I have explained the phenomena of the heavens and of our sea by the force of gravity, but I have not yet assigned a cause to gravity.

Assigned Cause Explained Force
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If anyone offers conjectures about the truth of things from the mere possibility of hypotheses, I do not see by what stipulation anything certain can be determined in any science, since one or another set of hypotheses may always be devised which will appear to supply new difficulties.

About Always Another Any
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