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I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.

Between Couple Every Films
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What career? A man's got a body of film of about four movies in about 10 years or something. I do it because I think I can do a good job of something and I'll enjoy it, do it, and sort of vanish. I don't want to be an actor for hire.

About Actor Because Body
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My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.

Control Hot Mean Mom
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I didn't get into entertainment until I was like 31. I didn't star in a movie until I was 46.

Entertainment Get Like Movie
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You're here to sweat. This program is live. There's about one thousand million people watching you. So, you remember - one wrong word, one foolish gesture and your whole career could go down in flames.

About Career Could Down
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I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.
Although Being Business Enjoy
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People don't hassle me. It's always very friendly anywhere in the world.

Always Anywhere Friendly Hassle
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And each book has to receive your best effort every single time. No slacking.

Best Book Each Effort
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I'd never walked on snow 'til I was 50, you know. There's no snow where I come from.
Come Know Never Snow
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You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy. I'm pretty easy-going. I see everyone's perspective.

Everyone Guy ISee Know
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My own sense of family, where I came from and what I made for myself is an important part of my life.

Came Family I Came Important
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That's one thing about Hollywood. People don't always want what's real. People always want a little more. So for me, it's a compromise. Here you go, that hyper-reality.

About Always Compromise Go
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If I lost weight, I'd be two-dimensional!

Lost Weight
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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

About Everybody First Generic
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I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

Am Anything Because Bothers
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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Because Comedian Concern Consider
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If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious.
Fun Hilarious Like Made
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Fear is what makes comedy funny.

Comedy Fear Funny Makes
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Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Funny Myself See Somebody
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Once we begin to see women as humans with as much right to occupy spaces as men. We would have removed the foundation upon which gender-based violence thrives.

Begin See women Humans Occupy spaces
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Freedom is exercising your rights getting an education without the fear of sexual harassment.

Freedom Your right Education Sexual harassment
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I have trouble with long-term things. I tend to get obsessed with stuff and then move on. Roles, songs, video games. That's why I was afraid of marriage. Because it was like a lifelong game of 'Madden.'

Afraid Because Game Games
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It’s time we moved the shame from victim to perpetrator. They’re the ones that should be ashamed.

Time We move Shame Victim
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Don’t be ashamed of your church, your religion, your faith. But don’t be silent.

Be ashamed Church Religion Faith
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Success means different things to different people and it’s okay if it’s money. You may not be famous but if your craft fetches you the money, you’re not a failure!

Success Money Famous
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When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.

Awful Civil Early Grow
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It’s okay if it’s fame you aspire for. Your goal can be to ensure your name is on the lips of every household and that’s valid too.

Fame Aspire for Name Household
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I treasure laughs more than anything; they've helped me in life the most.
Anything Helped Laughs Life
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There's a lot of people I would be more than a little overwhelmed by and thrilled to work with.

Little Lot More Overwhelmed
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I think there's something kind of good about growing up in a place you know is not the cool place to be. I think it's good for your head.

About Cool Good Growing
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Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had really curly hair.

Curly Had Hair Hard
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Stories are the common ground upon which a community is formed. To belong to a tribe is to believe and share the story of the tribe.

Stories Common ground Believe Tribe
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I'm not affected by violence the way some people are. I don't know why, but I enjoy that intensity.

Affected Enjoy Intensity Know
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I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy.

Airplane Awesome Big Car
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I could take you for a walk on the beach and I could point out just about any creature and give you their Latin names.

About Any Beach Could
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Whatever I'm working on, the character I'm playing tends to slowly bleed into my own real life. Not in any kind of creepy, Method actor-y kind of way - it's just an innate kind of merging.

Any Bleed Character Creepy
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I don't have an agenda where I do a comedy and say, 'I have to do a drama next,' or 'I am looking for an action movie now.'

Action Agenda Am Comedy
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Potential is not an achievement. It must connect to the process and prove its possibilities.

Potential Achievement Connect Prove
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I am passionate about the power of stories, well-told, to persuade, provoke and mediate human experiences. Stories sustain cultures and inspire change. Stories impact governance, development, business, commerce, education, technology and innovation.

Passionate Power Stories Provoke
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I am so appreciative I have been able to continue not only doing something I love, but working on movies I've loved.
Able Am Appreciative Been
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If you spend any time with a man, you'll realize that we're all still little boys.

Any Boy Little Man
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I'd like to do something dramatic or a different kind of role, but I tend not to separate comedy and drama all that much.

Comedy Different Drama Dramatic
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I think I used comedy as a mechanism: if I could make the other kids laugh, I wouldn't get beaten up or teased as much.

Beaten Comedy Could Get
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I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

Annoyance Best Continually David
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There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.
About Good Great Healthy
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There are so many really good comedians, and I would never be as good as they are. It's not my calling.

Calling Comedians Good Many
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Even more than getting married or having kids, I found losing a parent is what thrusts you into adulthood. For me it was. That was when the Earth tilted on its axis, and there was a paradigm shift, and I felt like a different person.

Adulthood Axis Different Earth
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Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.

Always Anything Comedy Dealt
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Embarrassment and awkward situations are not foreign things to me.

Awkward Embarrassment Foreign Me
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My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.
Come Expecting Just Me
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