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Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.

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Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. - Patton Oswalt

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Author's Biography:
Name: Patton Oswalt
Born: 27 January 1969
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Writer |


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