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I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.

Had Blues Shoes Until
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I have always found it an honor that people have wanted to buy my shirt and an honor that fans turn up to watch the team I am playing in. I have always found that a huge honor.

Always Am Buy Fans
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Any Creek Get Government
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

Could Evidently Full Hollywood
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America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
America Gets Getting Inventions
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If you believe you can, you probably can. If you believe you won't, you most assuredly won't. Belief is the ignition switch that gets you off the launching pad.

Believe Probably Can You
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

Calling Ever Getting Hanged
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

Because Confusing Die Fun
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Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for ourselves. What the mind dwells upon, the body acts upon.

Our Limitations Success Based
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To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives.

Establish True Self Esteem
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Exactly Like Sex Some
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Another Dollar Gone Living
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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Fields Here Lies Living
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Everyone Free Hate
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Forget about the consequences of failure. Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.

Forget About Failure Consequences
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with

Day Every Get Off
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Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience.

Mistakes Are Happen Painful
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Also Bottle Case Handy
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Against Always Anybody Hell
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

About Again Being Damn
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Elephants Look Own Want
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Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.

Dwell What Went Wrong
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Cook Even Food Sometimes
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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Both Favorable Head Pocket
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The winners in life think constantly in terms of I can, I will, and I am. Losers, on the other hand, concentrate their waking thoughts on what they should have or would have done, or what they can't do.

Winners Life Constantly Terms
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Decency Drink Drove Even
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Also Always Case Handy
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I like children - fried.
Children Fried Like
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I drink therefore I am.

Drink Therefore
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I never met a kid I liked.

Kid Liked Met Never
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Closed Last Philadelphia Week
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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Animals Anyone Bad Children
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

Actor Actress Devil Great
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming

Afraid Become Drink Never
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Drink Never Stuff Water
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

Courtesy Drink Drove Had
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Do you know why Albert Camus was so prolific? He wrote to keep from screaming.

Camus Prolific Sceaming Keep
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Castle Face Records, run by The Oh Sees main man, Johnny Dwyer is always worth checking in with.

Records Worth Main Run
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Canadians are often a friendly bunch.

Friend Often Bunch Canadians
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We all learn lessons in life. Some stick, some don't. I have always learned more from rejection and failure than from acceptance and success.

Learn Rejection Acceptance Life
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As a teen, I heard the second Velvet Underground album, 'White Light/White Heat,' and it was too much for my limited scope of appreciation. It was intense, but I didn't get it.

Limited Appreciation Intensed Scope
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It's one thing to buy a copy of 'Atlas Shrugged.' You actually have to read it to get anything out of it.

Actually Copy Shrugged Read
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Some people can do one thing magnificently, like Michelangelo, and others make things like semiconductors or build 747 airplanes – that type of work requires legions of people. In order to do things well, that can’t be done by one person, you must find extraordinary people.

Magnificent Legions Order Extraordinary
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Mr. Christ, I read you as an infinitely patient entity who, as they say, often works in mysterious ways, a rebel unafraid to take the tougher, less traveled paths. Seems to me you're playing the long game. Is that why more states are coming out in favor of marriage equality? Is that why the Affordable Care Act is now with us?

Equlity Favor Marriage Act
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I am an employment hyena. I am happy to make a meal of what the lions leave behind.

Lion Behind Leave Employment
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Companies must have a noble cause, and it’s the leaders job to transform that noble cause into such an inspiring vision, that it will attract the most talented people in the world to want to join it.

Company Noble Cause Leader
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Like a lot of inwardly drawn young people, I spent a lot of time in libraries. At my high school, I often spent my lunch breaks there.

Library School Lunch Spent
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Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything.

Product Change Once Revolution
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It's not lost on me that everyone dies, but some people have a kind of immortality about them, and you can't imagine that they will ever be gone.

Immortality Imagine Gone Kind
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Unsurprisingly, Nelson Mandela had and still has many detractors.

Many Detractors Unsurprisingly Still
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