Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is. - Demetri Martin

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Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

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Demetri Martin quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

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The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

Secrets are lies by another name

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

Face your own. Protect your peace at all cost.

Never ever dim your light

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.

Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

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Don't kill what you hate, Save what you love

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

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Demetri Martin quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Demetri Martin Born: May 25, 1973. Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

Related Authors Amy Poehler | Donald Glover | Steve Allen | Carrie Fisher | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson | Broda Shaggi | Jackie Chan |

The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

Secrets are lies by another name

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

Face your own. Protect your peace at all cost.

Never ever dim your light

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.

Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

If their father is poor, it's the will of God. If their Husband is poor, He is lazy or bad luck.

Don't kill what you hate, Save what you love

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is. - Beverly Sills quotes

If materialistic knowledge is power, it is not wisdom. It is but a blind force.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

Related Authors
Amy Poehler | Donald Glover | Steve Allen | Carrie Fisher | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson | Broda Shaggi | Jackie Chan |