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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is. - Demetri Martin

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |


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