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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters. - Demetri Martin

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Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

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Demetri Martin quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

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Amy Poehler | Donald Glover | Steve Allen | Carrie Fisher | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson | Broda Shaggi | Jackie Chan |

The better we feel about ourselves, the fewer times we have to knock someone down to feel tall.

Your goal ought not to be "to be rich" rather your goal should be "financial security and comfortability

Be worried when everyone likes you. If everyone likes you, it means you have no morals and principles. The minute you stand for something, it is automatic that some people will dislike you

With our love, we could save the world.

I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me.

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Spend less time projecting perfection and more time investing in fulfillment.

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Honestly, sometimes you just have to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding.

Not Only Iron Can Sharpen Iron. Stone Can Also Sharpen Iron.

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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

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Demetri Martin quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Demetri Martin Born: May 25, 1973. Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

Related Authors Amy Poehler | Donald Glover | Steve Allen | Carrie Fisher | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson | Broda Shaggi | Jackie Chan |

The better we feel about ourselves, the fewer times we have to knock someone down to feel tall.

Your goal ought not to be "to be rich" rather your goal should be "financial security and comfortability

Be worried when everyone likes you. If everyone likes you, it means you have no morals and principles. The minute you stand for something, it is automatic that some people will dislike you

With our love, we could save the world.

I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

If you are looking for a perfect friend, you have to create one yourself.

Spend less time projecting perfection and more time investing in fulfillment.

If their father is poor, it's the will of God. If their Husband is poor, He is lazy or bad luck.

Honestly, sometimes you just have to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding.

Not Only Iron Can Sharpen Iron. Stone Can Also Sharpen Iron.

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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters. - Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington quotes

In politics, an organized minority is a political majority.

You can't get anywhere without the people who have come into your life.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |

Related Authors
Amy Poehler | Donald Glover | Steve Allen | Carrie Fisher | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson | Broda Shaggi | Jackie Chan |