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4499 Actress Quotes

I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.
Anymore Life Live Living
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I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.

Almost Because Beyond Clearly
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Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!

American Consistently Data Facts
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I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

Am Problem Therefore Woman
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It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won't.

Actually Better Demand Democrats
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

Bought Farm First Iowa
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I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

Am Favor Guilty Return
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Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

America Both Bought Cannot
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.
Alive Dissent Elections Hang
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I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

Ask Comics Offer Only
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You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.
Anybody Break Doing Hollywood
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I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

Become Me Politician President
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There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and Republican side. It's one party that has two heads.

America Democratic Heads Party
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Able Find Good Joke
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

About Adult Bankrupt Cheese
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The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they're in office.

American Both Democrats Election
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After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.

Act After Appearance Hollywood
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Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Business Form Imitation Show
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Nothing real or truthful makes its way to TV unless you are smart and know how to sneak it in, and I would tell you how I did it, but then I would have to kill you.

Did How Know Makes
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I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

Biology Bothered Enjoying Great
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You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.
Always Better Get Getting
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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

Always Because Could Perform
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You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship.

Healthy Kind Personality Relationship
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

About Cool Dinner Earning
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Calm Find How Know
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To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

About Because Discipline Great
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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Funny Humor Kept Know
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I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

Anything Because Domestic Fun
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My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

Anything Funnier Life Real
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

All Art Comedy Form
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Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

Cause Deep Effect How
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A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

Every Man Only Right
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I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

Assistant Attendant Being Like
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We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

Always Cannot Control Master
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When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed.

Healed Hurt Remember Why
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Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.

Babysitting He Love Needs
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To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people who have no power.

About Being Care Human
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A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
Begin Dramatic Good Many
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If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that no career is without them.

Career Chosen Console Inconvenience
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Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't want my kids to make.

Attention Get Kids Lies
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But the whole point of liberation is that you get out. Restructure your life. Act by yourself.

Act Get Liberation Life
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I don't want my wrinkles taken away - I don't want to look like everyone else.

Away Else Everyone Everyone Else
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It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.

Be Happy Happy Late Never
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If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting served or you can't get what you need, just cry.

Cry Ever Get Getting
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My mother killed herself when I was 12. I won't complete that relationship. But I can try to understand her.

Complete Her Herself I Can
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I don't think there's anything more important than making peace before it's too late. And it almost always falls to the child to try to move toward the parent.

Almost Always Anything Before
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I would have given up acting in a minute. I didn't like how it set me apart from other people.

Acting Apart Given How
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I'm a very brave person. I can go to North Vietnam, I can challenge my government, but I can't challenge the man I'm with if means I'm going to end up alone.

Alone Brave Challenge End
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People think actresses find public speaking easy, and it's not easy at all; we're used to hiding behind masks.

Actress Behind Easy Find
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Emotionality is really easy for me. My father always said that Fondas can cry at a good steak.

Always Cry Easy Father
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