Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.

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Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting. - Jane Fonda

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Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting. - Mark Zuckerberg quotes