In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Steven Wright

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The thing about Vegas is, I don't have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards.

Elton John

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I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.

Robin Williams

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Man, I really like Vegas.

Elvis Presley

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

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It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

Iliza Shlesinger

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Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

Iliza Shlesinger

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It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Reba McEntire

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My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Rita Rudner

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Steven Wright

The thing about Vegas is, I don't have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards.

Elton John

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.

Robin Williams

Man, I really like Vegas.

Elvis Presley

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

Iliza Shlesinger

Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

Iliza Shlesinger

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Reba McEntire

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Rita Rudner

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" Quotes and Sayings About vegas

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Steven Wright

The thing about Vegas is, I don't have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards.

Elton John

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there.

Robin Williams

Man, I really like Vegas.

Elvis Presley

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

Iliza Shlesinger

Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

Iliza Shlesinger

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Reba McEntire

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Rita Rudner

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