My classmates could see I was not similar. So they made me their scapegoat. They hit me or locked me in the toilets. During the break, I would take refuge in the chapel, or I would arrange to stay alone in the classroom.

Yves Saint Laurent

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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Uma Thurman

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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

Bar Candy Chocolate Eating

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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

Iggy Pop

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I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

Jack Kevorkian

Cleaning Demeaning Find Toilets

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One of my biggest dreams in life was to own a house that I could eat in the toilet, because at some point in my life I lived in a house that had a pit latrine. I think I am at this point in my life because of the grace of God and my hard work.

Reekado Banks

Biggest Dream Life Hard work

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In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.

Patti Smith

Bowls Changed Children Citizen

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Rita Rudner

Bathroom Consistently Fall Get

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Two days ago the prophecy came to pass as the "short man", was appointed Chairman of the 'Use The Toilet Committee of Nigeria'. The Bible says "what profiteth a man to gain the world and lose his soul?" Vice President of Shitty Matters, how do you feel now?

Femi Fani-Kayode

Prophecy To pass Was appointed Chairman

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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Andy Rooney

Learned Life Paper Closer

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My classmates could see I was not similar. So they made me their scapegoat. They hit me or locked me in the toilets. During the break, I would take refuge in the chapel, or I would arrange to stay alone in the classroom.

Yves Saint Laurent

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Uma Thurman

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

Iggy Pop

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

Jack Kevorkian

One of my biggest dreams in life was to own a house that I could eat in the toilet, because at some point in my life I lived in a house that had a pit latrine. I think I am at this point in my life because of the grace of God and my hard work.

Reekado Banks

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.

Patti Smith

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Rita Rudner

Two days ago the prophecy came to pass as the "short man", was appointed Chairman of the 'Use The Toilet Committee of Nigeria'. The Bible says "what profiteth a man to gain the world and lose his soul?" Vice President of Shitty Matters, how do you feel now?

Femi Fani-Kayode

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Andy Rooney

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" Quotes and Sayings About toilet

My classmates could see I was not similar. So they made me their scapegoat. They hit me or locked me in the toilets. During the break, I would take refuge in the chapel, or I would arrange to stay alone in the classroom.

Yves Saint Laurent

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Uma Thurman

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

Iggy Pop

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

Jack Kevorkian

One of my biggest dreams in life was to own a house that I could eat in the toilet, because at some point in my life I lived in a house that had a pit latrine. I think I am at this point in my life because of the grace of God and my hard work.

Reekado Banks

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.

Patti Smith

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Rita Rudner

Two days ago the prophecy came to pass as the "short man", was appointed Chairman of the 'Use The Toilet Committee of Nigeria'. The Bible says "what profiteth a man to gain the world and lose his soul?" Vice President of Shitty Matters, how do you feel now?

Femi Fani-Kayode

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Andy Rooney

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