I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. - Andy Rooney

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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. - May Sarton quotes