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Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
All The Difference Difference Less Made
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Big Forgive Great Joke
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Make sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife ~spoken to Oprah in an interview

Life Someone Wife
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Now, when I hear that Christians are getting together in order to defend the people of Israel, of course it brings joy to my heart. And it simply says, look, people have learned from history.

Brings Christians Course Defend
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Look, if I were alone in the world, I would have the right to choose despair, solitude and self-fulfillment. But I am not alone.

Alone Am Choose Despair
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I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn.

Am Books I Am Learn
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Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.

Always Left Look Lost
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And I trusted someone to look after me on the business side of life.

After Business Business Side Life
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Broke Burglar Furniture Gay
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

Bean Bred Closest Closest Thing
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Of all the ways of acquiring books, writing them oneself is regarded as the most praiseworthy method. Writers are really people who write books not because they are poor, but because they are dissatisfied with the books which they could buy but do not like.

Method Writing Buy Ways
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Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.

Approach Baby Book Cannibal
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Books and harlots have their quarrels in public.
Books Public Quarrels
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The cure for admiring the House of Lords is to go and look at it.
Admiring Cure House Look
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

Got Internet Look Started
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Alimony Call Changed Divorce
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In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter.

Comedy Deeply Doing Find
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Dogs Family Found Looked
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Broke Fight Game Hockey
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Cheats Good Good-Looking Goodness
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Her Interrupt Spoken Want
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Fat Found Hang Look
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Calendar Day Getting Jealousy
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The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few people who write know anything.

Write Reason Good Books
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Halloween Kids Like Looking
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Again Boyfriend Broke Her
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It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

Dream Existence Fancy Future
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Asleep Blind Blind Man Day
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Chocolate Cook Got Made
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Books like friends, should be few and well-chosen.

Books Few Friends Like
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The greatest part of a writer's time is spent in reading in order to write. A man will turn over half a library to make a book.

Book Greatest Half Library
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Any time you get two people in a room who disagree about anything, the time of day, there is a scene to be written. That's what I look for.

About Any Anything Day
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I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them.

Adventurous Afraid Behind Doors
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My parents took me to see plays, starting from when I was very little. Oftentimes, I was too young to understand. I don't know what my parents were thinking - 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf' when I was eight years old, that kind of thing. So lots of times, I didn't understand what was going on, but I just loved the sound of dialogue.

Afraid Dialogue Eight Going
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My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

After Born Days Did
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The properties of people and the properties of character have almost nothing to do with each other. They really don't. I know it seems like they do because we look alike, but people don't speak in dialogue. Their lives don't unfold in a series of scenes that form a narrative arc.

Alike Almost Almost Nothing Arc
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Always Bad Book Disgrace
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We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

Accountable Actions American Broken
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But suppose God is black? What if we go to Heaven and we, all our lives, have treated the Negro as an inferior, and God is there, and we look up and He is not white? What then is our response?

All Our Lives Black Go God
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Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

Cookie Deeper Fortune Funnier
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Songs are more powerful than books.

Books More Powerful Songs
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When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.

Always Believing Books Boy
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They put me on television. And the whole thing broke loose. It was wild, I tell ya for sure.

Broke Loose Me Put
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I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.

Cigarette Comfortable Drink Easy
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I used to look back at pictures and cringe but actually I'm quite proud that I've had fun with fashion and don't always look perfect. The only regret I have is when I look at something I wore when I was very young and it obviously looks like it belonged to someone else.

Actually Always Back Belonged
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Dr. Einstein was not successful in school, but he found something in the air from his own imagination and his own brain power, and look what he did.

Air BrPower Did Dr
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I've always been multi-cultural myself. I'm not black and I'm not white and I'm not pink and I'm not green. Eartha Kitt has no color, and that is how barriers are broken.

Always Barriers Been Black
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Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.

Books Forgotten None Remembered
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I would not look to the U.S. Constitution if I were drafting a constitution in 2012.

Constitution Drafting Look U.S.Constitution
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If you're looking for immediate rewards, you're only looking for the money.

Immediate Looking Money Only
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