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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Chair Dying Electric He
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All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.

Evolved Fear Fraud Friend
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Fed Friend Liked Me
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

After Born Had I Was Born
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Again Boyfriend Broke Her
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Around Came Carries Father
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Dog Drink Glass Kisses
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Call Faith Fools Friends
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Feed Me Mother Shot
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Bartender Her Me Psychiatrist
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Father Finger He I Remember
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Asleep Blind Blind Man Day
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Bath Could Hated Me
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

Another Came Cement Felt
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Happy Met Then Were
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Born Doctor I Was Born Mother
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Chocolate Cook Got Made
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Lord, help my poor soul.

Help Lord Poor Soul
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When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes.

Mistake Room Company Feel
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Away Caused Just Laughter
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Children Making Necessary Parents
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Caught Cure Died Disease
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I grew up in the theatre. It's where I got my start. Writing a television drama with theatrical dialogue about the theatre is beyond perfection.

About Beyond Dialogue Drama
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And my friends, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Friends Nothin Seen You
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I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white, and it says, 'You may have fooled some of the people some of the time, but those days are over, giftless. I'm not your agent, and I'm not your mommy; I'm a white piece of paper. You wanna dance with me?' and I really, really don't. I'll go peaceable-like.

Agent Dance Days Fooled
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I am truly at my happiest not when I am writing an aria for an actor or making a grand political or social point. I am at my happiest when I've figured out a fun way for somebody to slip on a banana peel.

Actor Am Banana Figured
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I don't have a great instrument. I don't have the kind of ungodly control over my voice and body that great actors have. And I've worked with enough great actors to know that I'm not one.

Actor Body Control Enough
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My parents took me to see plays, starting from when I was very little. Oftentimes, I was too young to understand. I don't know what my parents were thinking - 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf' when I was eight years old, that kind of thing. So lots of times, I didn't understand what was going on, but I just loved the sound of dialogue.

Afraid Dialogue Eight Going
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Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.

Always Been Concentrated Enemy
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I spend most of my days pacing around, muttering that I have no ideas, feeling like I'm walking a plank.

Around Days Feeling Ideas
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My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

After Born Days Did
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Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Been Best Dogs Horses
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I fell off my pink cloud with a thud.

Cloud Fell Off Pink
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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Could Economy Few Government
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While I was doing 'The Newsroom,' I always had the news on on different networks on different TVs around my house and around my office.

Always Around Different Doing
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I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.

Behind Better Camera Cast
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I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.

Admitted Always Passions Ruled
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My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out.

Goal Going Hard Life
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But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.

Advantages After Being Classified
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I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy.

Try Not Think About
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It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a woman laugh, you're seeing the most beautiful thing on God's Earth.

Always Wonderful Get Know
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Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
About Because Came Four
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Maybe I just never learned my harmony part, because what everybody says sounds odd to them sounds perfectly natural to me.

Because Everybody Harmony Just
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Mention Hubert Sumlin, as well, because Hubert's a great man, and again, you know, I don't play the guitar very good, but when I'm playing this kind of music, I always have him in my mind. I wish I could play like Hubert.

Again Always Because Could
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Obviously the people that I admired, like the Beatles, were really into rock'n'roll, but it was already a little past rock'n'roll when I started listening and making my own choices about music.

About Admired Beatles Choices
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There are many critics who have an idealised version of where my strengths lie.

Critics Lie Many Strengths
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My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.

Life My Ultimate Vocation
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My family calls me Declan. But most people call me E.C. I think it comes from my dad. It's an Irish convention. You usually call the first child by the initials.

Call Calls Child Convention
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I like to be involved in politics. I like to be involved in government. I've been in politics all my life. I would like to remain in government. I don't think that's so sinister.

All My Life Been Government Involved
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

About Anything Know Line
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