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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Afterwards Both Cleaning Exhaustion
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Anything Bitter Could Disappointment
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The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.

Sun London Ran Front
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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

Shortens Journey Misfortunes Hearer
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Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

Away Before Bow Children
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Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Funnier Laughing Me Myself
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Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you.

Asking Beginning Bucket Go
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I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

Any Been Growing GrowingUp
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If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

If Am Not Allowed
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Bad Beginning Best Ending
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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Done Films Friends Hard
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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh
Friends Just Laugh Make
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I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Always Because Bit Laugh
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If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.

Broken Feel Him Laugh
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

Always Comedy Critics Got
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Audience Did Happy Kids
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Any Cease Ceases Die
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I'm somebody who can laugh even at myself. That happens now and again, when I've made a mess of really simple things.

Again Even Happens Laugh
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There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.

Betray Character Laugh More
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The house of laughter makes a house of woe.

House Laughter Makes Woe
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Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.

Lose Never Hoot Times
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Courtroom Evidence Hear Jail
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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Afraid Audience Comedian God
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Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Computer Honest Laugh More
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

About Across Around Come
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

Away Because Fun Funny
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I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.

Actions Hate Human HumanActions
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I also don't think the comedy industry is congested. If it is congested, then people should stop laughing.

Comedy Congested Laughing
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To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.

Mistakes Stumble Commonplace Maturity
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Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.
Excessive Sorrow Joy Weeps
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Be impermeable, smile, and laugh at their feeble attempt to put a chink in your armour.

Impermeable Smile Laugh Feeble
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While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit

Laughter Joy Mockery Opportunities
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“Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.”

Everything Funny Laugh
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Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Anybody With Sense Humour
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Back of every mistaken venture and defeat is the laughter of wisdom, if you listen.

Back Defeat Every Laughter
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It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

Audience Funny Going Grueling
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You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.

Having Hear Laugh Make
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My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart.

Agenda Laugh Make Only
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It's good to laugh at times that feel inappropriate.
Feel Good Inappropriate Laugh
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I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.

Distracted Easily Get Joke
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With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Fearful Strain Night Day
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A laugh, if purchased at the expense of propriety, costs too much.
Costs Expense Laugh Much
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A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.

Bought Costs Expense Laugh
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The earth laughs in flowers.

Earth Flowers Laughs
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If you wan make God burst laugh. Make plans
God Laugh Plans Wan
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My looks have changed. I have laugh lines - not wrinkles.
Changed Laugh Lines Looks
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The beauty of the world, which is so soon to perish, has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

Anguish Beauty Cutting Edges
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It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.

Age Deaths Diseases Laugh
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I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it.

About Become Better Crazy
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It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.
Got Just Know Last
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