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I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Humiliating Involve Man Most
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Africans should be talking and ask questions, like why does America and Russia have the right to veto votes? These countries talk about democracy and yet are not democratic themselves.

Talking Ask questions Veto votes
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

Emerged Eventually Kept Me
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Spirituality is when we can't explain everything in life, totally. So, we have a spiritual meaning for it; we don't know why we are here really.

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Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.

Act Advantage Always Audience
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Anyone Bald Confident Diamond
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At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.

Character Doing First Gonna
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Someone asked me what legacy I wanted to leave and all my answers were so long that I even bored him. I said I don't care. Why should I? I will die someday. So if you like, remember me.

Someone ask Legacy Answers
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Back Crazy Drives Even
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I just practice. I do six hours of practice everyday. I set to teach myself the trumpet they all said I would never play. I put the organ in my music, like if you listen to my work Day By Day, which got me my second Grammy nomination.

Practice Teach Trumpet Play
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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
Every Just Precarious Relationship
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I have a dead goat syndrome
Dead Goat Syndrome
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We need to teach our children history, right from the primary school level, for them to better understand the issues. In my son's school they don't teach history.

Teach Children History Understand
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

Army Because Bush End
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My children think I'm the perfect father, but I try to bring them up to know that, 'when you are old enough you will find some faults in me, so keep an open mind.

Children Perfect father Old enough Open mind
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

About Anyone Emotional Even
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
Audience Energy Feed Just
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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
After Just Laughs Really
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I know I trust people too much, although I try to be a bit firm, but it is a fault that we have learnt from my father.

Trust people Bit firm Fault Father
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

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Happily, there’s a reversal of the brain drain occurring in Ghana now. We’re seeing a lot of – actually in Africa – we’re seeing a lot of African professionals, you know, returning to the continent to contribute their quota.

Happily Brain Africa Ghana
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

Future Good Had Homeless
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.

Enigma A Talking Walking
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The American Dream is a phrase we'll have to wrestle with all of our lives. It means a lot of things to different people. I think we're redefining it now.

American Different Dream Lives
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

At Least One Continue Empty Ensure
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

About Becomes Feeling Funny
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What is ironic is that Allen Ginsberg's importance was in its twilight for so many years that it took his death to bring it to the front page. He electrified an entire world!

Allen Bring Death Entire
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Truth is, I enjoy what I am doing. If you don’t enjoy what you are doing, stop it.

Truth Enjoy Doing Stop it
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I was apprehensive. I feared every time I talked about poetry, it would be filtered through the lens of race, sex, and age.
About Age Every Feared
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

Comedy Coming Hear Kind
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I always tell my staff, the day you think of going to work and your heart jumps, resign from that job.

My staff Work Heart jumps
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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

Glad Improvised Most Scene
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You must have joy in whatever you are doing, because what’s in this life?

Have joy Doing Life
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There are times in life when, instead of complaining, you do something about your complaints.

About Complaining Complaints Instead
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

Being Glamorous Had Look
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You can start a business and not have the aptitude for that business.

Start Business Aptitude Business
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For years, I had heard about the lack of interest in literature in the U.S. and I had complained about it. I failed to understand how people could fail to be moved by art.

About Art Could Fail
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Capital is necessary but not sufficient to start a business.
Capital Necessary Start Business
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Anymore Change I Can Only
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The best thing you can ever do is to make sure that the bets you take are long term bets.

Best thing Make sure Bets Long term
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If you by any chance believe I have done well, you have the capacity to do better.

Chance Believe Done well Capacity
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Bleak Days Doing Some
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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

Happy Know Only Really
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

Around Good Homeless Living
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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Complete Complete Freedom Concerned Freedom
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Women love a self-confident bald man.

Bald Love Man Women
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You write about what you know.

About Know Write You
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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

Began Country Dawn Home
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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

After Been Better Day
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